
Hello! You are here because you are at least middlingly interested in the SCP Foundation, conceptually! Congratulations!
Please be aware that your mileage of me likely depends on your existing cognizance and relationship with the scpwiki. A newer or completely new reader may not enjoy jumping deep into the deep end of the pool.
here are the pages on my awesome carrd
Super awesome muses page!!
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Here are some of my favorite scips, each linked to for your convenience, sorted into neat little tables.I must stress, and this is unflinching, that I intend to play page-accurate interpretations. There will be no flanderizing, handwaving, anthrofication, genderbending or attitude adjustment. What you see on the page is what you get.
I would prefer that you come with one in mind. You do not have to use the Google Doc.
...or bring your own suggestions and articles! Here's a link to the scpwikis search page, powered by CROM.
I'm what you want me to be. Remember that.
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kinks!!
Vanilla kinks both big and small.
Dude, what are your kinks? Jackass. I don't owe you a damn thing.
Your kinks, probably. I live to serve.
limits
The bad kinks that are evil and that you don't like.
Generally anything I don't feel comfortable portraying. I don't owe you a damn thing.
Your limits, probably. I live to serve.
If it isn't entirely clear, this account and my time with it are designed to cater to you, what you want to do. Bring your own desires!
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I am @documentarticle. I go by Eta. She/Her, cisfem.I run the adorable little multimuse page you are likely coming here from, where I will at least attempt to play article-accurate depictions of anomalies for your amusement, erotic or otherwise.I also run r/SCPorn, which, in my personal opinion, makes me the premier host as to portray anomalies in an erotic fashion. Yay!!
my favorite movies
for brevity, only one movie is represented in a given franchise, that being my favorite movie in the given franchise
| Movie | Year |
|---|---|
| Alien | 1979 |
| Army of Darkness | 1992 |
| Back to the Future II | 1989 |
| Cabin in the Woods | 2011 |
| Christine | 1983 |
| Cube | 1997 |
| Evil Dead | 1981 |
| Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull | 2008 |
| Jurassic Park III | 2001 |
| Men in Black III | 2012 |
| Predator | 1987 |
| Saw IV | 2007 |
| The Mist | 2007 |
| The Thing | 1982 |
| They Live | 1988 |
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I don't fucking know. Make something up. Does the Black Moon Howl?When and if I say this to you, it is a sign. The countersign can be anything. Make it interesting.
